Wolves

A hundred thousand hungry wolves eating cows in Canada
Another several grand in Minnesota
No body knows how many in Montana
Which seems to us a fairly decent quota
To eat our cows and deer and elk

Yet the “Public’s” waving studies that have absolutely shown
That without a “breeding population” to eat our cows and deer and elk
They’re going to die completely out

We don’t buy the theory, since common sense would show
That money spent on wolves would better off be spent on
Species facing imminent extinction

...like maybe hungry single mothers, or the homeless...or so many needy others.